ON THE 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS MY INSANE FAMILY
GAVE TO ME
$8.88
‘Tis the season to be triggered! On The 12 Days of Christmas My Insane Family Gave To Me, written and created by Wrenn Woods, is not your typical holiday survival guide—it’s a comedic lifeline and interactive workbook for anyone who’s ever wanted to escape family drama without missing out on the magic of connection. This book was created for those of us who value family—even when they drive us crazy—and for those of us who are ready to embrace the holidays with humor, resilience, and fun.
Packed with personal stories, raw honesty, and unapologetic dark humor, this 392 page e-book is both an entertaining read and a practical toolkit for navigating holiday chaos. Whether you're managing triggers, setting boundaries, or just trying not to lose your mind, Wrenn’s insights will help you ditch the victim mentality and take control of your own happiness. Along the way, you'll find journal prompts, connection-building games, and a refreshing perspective on healing that proves even the most dysfunctional family moments can teach us something valuable.
This is more than just a self-help book—it's a reminder that humor and self-reflection can transform even the craziest holiday into an opportunity for growth. If you’re ready to find the balance between love and sanity, and laugh while doing it, this book is your must-read holiday companion.
DISCLAIMER: While this is technically considered to be of the self-help genre, Wrenn is NOT a professional therapist or psychiatrist. She is a comedian. This book is NOT a substitute for medical advice. It is for entertainment purposes only. It is a set of affordable tools meant to help you hone your intuition and establish healthier connections with your families. Ultimately what you decide to do with the information is up to YOU. This e-book is extremely blunt. There is no sugar coating. If you are easily offended, it’s probably not for you. It’s heartfelt and genuine with a lot of dark, crass humor. Nobody is coming to save you. Ride the waves or drown.
This is an e-book. No physical copy will be shipped to you. Once purchased, you will receive a 392 page PDF (an instant digital download). You can download it to your smartphone, iPad, laptop or desktop computer. It has been formatted for standard US paper size (8.5 × 11). You are welcome to only print the interactive workbook pages. They were formatted minimally in black ink only.
*VERY IMPORTANT* If you are unable to download the file on your smartphone, a link to download it later will be sent to your email. Due to the size of the file (902.9 MB), some smart phones may not have the capacity or storage. There shouldn’t be any problems with a laptop or desktop computer. Unfortunately, we cannot offer refunds for digital downloads.
Merry Christmas! Happy Holidays! And Whatever Else You Celebrate!
“If Bill Burr, Brene Brown, and the creator of Bad Santa wrote a book together!” That’s what this e-book is.
If you are interested in a physical copy of the book at a later date, please fill out the form on the contact page. If you purchase the digital version, you will be notified by email when hard copies become available regardless. The hard copy will be an extended version with even more pages and more stories. However, it will cost 4 times the price of the digital version. I have included some unfiltered bonus stories in the PDF that most likely won’t make it to the physical copies. This digital version is my gift to you. I understand what it’s like to be in survival mode around the holidays; thus, I wanted to make it affordable for everyone. I also wanted you to have immediate access rather than having to wait until next Christmas. Make sure you sign up for my email list as I’ll be releasing more projects in 2025. I might already be working on a sequel…
While On The 12 Days Of Christmas My Insane Family Gave To Me (and my comedy) is not appropriate for children, I do love kids. Stay tuned for an additional announcement about my children’s book, Purple James.